24.5.04

Silveray: Star Wars Spoof (Adults Only!)

Silveray's most famous and lucrative production (the one that created the industrial credit Jonas needed to obtain the Hero license) was the full-length film Stellar-Y, A Second Beginning. The film is high-production value send-off of Star Wars, and it was so successful (showing at some indie theaters, even) that it nearly earned Silveray a lawsuit from Lucasfilm, in addition to 7 Avvies.

Story is as follows (still under development, Not Internally Consistant):

Characters:

Darth Vader: Dark Vain (Lady Vain)
Emperor: The Empress
Storm Troopers: White Thighs
Obi-Wan: Bella Ben-Wa
Luke: Mark
Leia: Jade (Princess Jane)
Han: Lola
Chewbacca: Pussy
C3PO: MI2-6E
R2D2: 8-NE1


Scenes:

-Long Shot of a robed figure in the wilderness.

Bella:
"The first time I saw him, I couldn't believe it. I had been looking for him, but it had been so long since I'd seen one ... a boy, that is. I don't know how he survived - the planet had been beamed again just last year. But there he was, and about to be eaten alive by a pack of sex-hungry mongrels. They'd probably found him the same way I had - by smell."

-Sillhouettes of a pack of wildernesswomen backing Mark into a corner with his robots broken on the ground.
-Closeup of masked wildernesswomen licking their chops.
-Robed figure slays the wildernesswomen wih her laserwhip. She looks over the unconsious Mark, in particular his cock.

"Good. They hadn't gotten their teeth in him yet. But who could blame them for trying? He smelled delicious."

She hesitatingly flicks her tongue over his skin, and he stirs.
"Hello, boy"
"My name is Mark, not boy."
"But a boy is what you are."
"Okay."

"He was all boy, which meant he wasn't very smart. He could get us both killed. So I hid him under my robe and took him back to my retreat."
(She's naked under her robe).

Back at her place, Bella asks Mark what he was doing out in the wilderness by himself. He says he was looking for Miss Ben-Wa. He wanted to have his deformity removed. His droids had told him she was the only witch doctor for a hundred leagues who might do an operation under the table.

Bella tells him she wouldn't do that.

He says that he's 18 now - a woman. He can do whatever he wants, and his moms can't stop him. His deformity is so hard on them. His two mothers never wanted him to leave the farm, because they were afraid of what other women might do to him. Maybe she can give him breasts, too (he stuffs).

Bella explains to him that he is not a woman, but he is not a girl, either. He's a boy. She shows him what boys and girls can do together.

He apologizes for calling her a witch doctor, and she says she is a doctor, and a witch. She asks him if he knows about the "Double Y's". Sure, everyone does - that's the state religion. The Empress is the High Priestess. It used to be a respectable cult - the Cult of the Clit. The believed in the pleasure of the woman - there needed to be a balance. But some members of the cult, the Empress, in particular, carried balance too far and tried to eliminate all men. They did, in fact. But in those old days, the cult had certain powers. They called it the Intuition. And they taught them to use these: vibrators. But the vibrators are laserwhips in disguise. Mark: could I ever learn the Intuition, and be a witch like you? No, silly - you're a boy. But there will be plenty for you to do.

But his new robots had something for Bella, so he was out trying to find her. They watch 8-NE1's holoprojection of Jade saying that the robot contains the entire catalogue of heterosexual positions, and they need to be taken to the harem on Enduron. Jade is begging Bella to do it because there is no-one else she can trust, and Lady Vain has boarded her ship.

Bella says that Jack may be the last male in the universe - no-one knows for sure, but he may also be the perfect male. She can take him to Enduron, where he can join the Resistance.


They go to the city, where they earn a ride on Lola and Pussy's ship by promising new, never before seen hetero-porn. Lola got in debt when she dumped her cargo of hetero during an Imperial boarding, but with this payoff, she could come out on top.

White-thighs come into the bar and "board" the foursome because they look suspicious, and Jack's cock gets hard (it does that at the slightest arousal), so Bella slays the troopers with her whip when they discover the truth. (Her whip is hidden as a vibrator). Lola also sees the truth, and thinks she might be able to kidnap Jack if she can get him away from Bella. Pussy agrees.

(White thighs wear half helmets with mirrored visors and red, red lipstick, thigh-high boots, long gloves, and big, black dildos. Jack disguises himself as a white-thigh in full armor by wearing a cock-bearing black suit, and is asked - aren't you a bit limp for a white-thigh?)

On board the ship, Bella teaches Jack more positions and finds out what amazing stamina he has, including almost unlimited multiple orgasms. Pussy and the robots play chess, and Jack asks what they're playing for - the answer is, "the next go at you." Lola says, "let the kitty win."

Almost immediately upon leaving the planet, they are caught in the thighs of Dark Vain's ship. They find Jade on the ship and escape when Dark Vain kills Bella (Bella gives Jack her vibratorwhip and takes some head for the road). This is Lola's big opportunity to kidnap Jack, but she is now convinced (to Pussy's dismay) to complete the deal and drop off Jack for the porn.


When they get to Enduron, the Resistance finds out Lady Vain's ship is not far behind, and they're going to raze the planet. The Resistance sends up ships to dock with the fuel hole between the Destroyer's thighs. Jack wants to fly, but they say it's too dangerous. Lady Vain comes down to the planet to kidnap Jack, but Lola swoops in to rescue him. Jack flies the ship up - he's the only one who can properly dock with the hole to release the plasma charge.

The End

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